"Every time I check into the "No-Tell-Motel" my arse starts to itch!" "I think this place has bugs!"
"Probably because the sanitary conditions here aren’t what they ought to be!"
"No sheets on the mattress, no towels in the bathroom, no furniture other than this moth-eaten mattress!"
"On the plus side though, there is a large mirror on the ceiling, and you can rent the room in half hour segments!"
"Their reasoning is that if you can’t fuck a man in less than a half hour, there is something wrong with you!"
"Cash, no credit cards, and most importantly..no registration of your guest!"
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